SONG QUOTES BY BARE NAKED LADIES
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 550 | Call the police and call the press, but please, dear God, don't tell my friends. - Bare Naked Ladies, This Is Where It Ends |
| 655 | If you fall, I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster, I'll point you home. - Bare Naked Ladies, Call And Answer |
| 720 | One day I'll construct a satellite, and I’ll name it after you, 'cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip in two. - Bare Naked Ladies, Some Fantastic |
| 1122 | Absence makes the heart grow fungus. - Bare Naked Ladies, Blame It On Me |
| 2214 | They're complicated people leading complicated lives, and he complicates their problems by telling complicated lies. - Bare Naked Ladies, The Flag |
| 2345 | If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you some art, a Picasso or Garfunkel. - Bare Naked Ladies, If I Had A Million Dollars |
| 2397 | You'll think you're looking at Aquaman, I summon fish to the dish. - Bare Naked Ladies, One Week |
| 2807 | I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. - Bare Naked Ladies, One Week |
| 3047 | Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health. - Bare Naked Ladies, Alcohol |
| 4015 | I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles, don't blame it on Yokey. - Bare Naked Ladies, Be My Yoko Ono |
| 5190 | Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me. But while I cannot love myself I'll use something else. - Bare Naked Ladies, Alcohol |
| 8278 | Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight. - Bare Naked Ladies, Lovers In A Dangerous Time |
| 8874 | All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass. - Bare Naked Ladies, Back |
| 8970 | Once I had this dream where I slept with her mom. - Bare Naked Ladies, In The Car |
| 9494 | I live with it everyday, for every step I have to pay. The only thing that they can't take, is the guilt that spirals in my wake. - Bare Naked Ladies, I Live With It Everyday |