CHAPTER 65 - WE DON'T NEED NO EGGS YOU CAJUN (OR DO WE?)
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 12035 | A good brain ain't diddley, if you don't have the facts. - Ani Difranco, My IQ |
| 12036 | A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. - Meat Loaf, Everything Louder Than Everything Else |
| 12037 | After six hours of school I've had enough for the day, I hit the radio dial and turn it up all the way. - The Beach Boys, Dance, Dance, Dance |
| 12038 | All the lessons that I had to learn, and all of the respect that I had to earn. - Blue Room, Lessons |
| 12039 | All the school kids so sick of books, they like the punk and the metal band. - The Bangles, Walk Like An Egyptian |
| 12040 | All these words make no sense, I find bliss in ignorance. - Linkin Park, One Step Closer |
| 12041 | An intellectual turtle racing with your bullet train. - U2, All Because Of You |
| 12042 | Arts and crafts is all I need, I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree. - Relient K, College Kids |
| 12043 | As I stepped to the stage to pick up my degree, and the locusts sang off in the distance. - Bob Dylan, Day Of The Locusts |
| 12044 | As we get older and stop making sense. - Talking Heads, Girlfriend Is Better |
| 12045 | As you look all around at the world in dismay, what do you see, do you think we have learned? - Iron Maiden, Blood Brothers |
| 12046 | At a college of knowledge I tried to learn all the tricks to beat the system. - Bachman Turner Overdrive, My Wheels Won't Turn |
| 12047 | At thirteen they'll be learning, but at fourteen they'll be burning. - Sweet, Teenage Rampage |
| 12048 | Back down the bully to the back of the bus, cause it's time for them to be scared of us. - Third Eye Blind, Wounded |
| 12049 | Back in the class room, open your books, keep up, the teacher don't know how mean she looks. - Chuck Berry, School Days |