CHAPTER 59 - UFOs (CLOSET ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND)
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 11229 | Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which? - Frank Zappa, Bobby Brown |
| 11230 | And a bearded lady said to me… - Jethro Tull, Mother Goose |
| 11231 | Big hairy woman, all that hair ain't legit, cause you look like Cousin It. - 2 Live Crew, Pretty Woman |
| 11232 | But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man. - Tone Loc, Funky Cold Medina |
| 11233 | Dressed me up in women's clothes, messed around with gender roles. - James, Laid |
| 11234 | Everybody wants you when your bi, eating with the girls and laughing with the boys. - Living Colour, Bi |
| 11235 | George Washington, he wore a wig like a faggot. - Da Lench Mob, You And Your Heroes |
| 11236 | Get my girl to strap it on. Come on baby let's pretend, you're a D-R-A-G-Q-U-E-E-N. - Tribe 8, Tranny Chaser |
| 11237 | Have you seen Polythene Pam, she's so good looking that she looks like a man. - The Beatles, Polythene Pam |
| 11238 | He comes sliding down the banister, the vicar in a tutu. He's not strange, he just wants to live his life this way. - The Smiths, Vicar In Tutu |
| 11239 | He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class. - Frank Zappa and Moon Zappa, Valley Girl |
| 11240 | He man drag in the glittering ballroom, gravely outrageous in my high heel shoes. - The Who, 5:15 |
| 11241 | He protected his feelings in walls he imagined, but castles crumble exposing the frightened child. - Ozzy Osbourne, Fire In The Sky |
| 11242 | He wears the dress, she wears the pants. - Aerosmith, Shut Up And Dance |
| 11243 | Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt. - Crash Test Dummies, Androgynous |