CHAPTER 23 - HANDY QUOTES
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 4239 | All you bad, bad boys call her up on the spank line. Three dollars, first minute, after that it costs ya four. - Van Halen, Spanked |
| 4240 | Around the clock to my surprise Rosie never stops. - ACDC, Whole Lotta Rosie |
| 4241 | As I stand in the shower singing opera and such, pondering the possibility that I pull the pud too much. - Primus, Grandpa's Little Ditty |
| 4242 | Bite my lip and close my eyes, slipping away to paradise. Some say quit or I'll go blind, but it's just a myth. - Green Day, Long View |
| 4243 | Bodies pinned to the ground, faces of fear a heavenly sight, suffocation by their own blood, see the suffering I masturbate. - Sinister, Desecrated Flesh |
| 4244 | Call you up in the middle of the night. It's awful hard trying to make love long distance, but I really need stimulation. - Billy Joel, Sometimes A Fantasy |
| 4245 | Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands. - Frank Zappa, Disco Boy |
| 4246 | Do you have a water proof vibrator with you? - Rocky Horror Picture Show, Over At The Frankenstein Place |
| 4247 | Every time you ate, you have to masturbate. - Goo Goo Dolls, Hardsores |
| 4248 | For goodness sakes, if I wanted something small, I would masturbate. - Too Short, Don't Fight The Feeling |
| 4249 | Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private, jerk myself off. - Beastie Boys, Dope Little Song |
| 4250 | Got my mama in the kitchen, she always bitchy, bitchy, bitchin'. So I made a proclamation to control my masturbation. - Mother Love Bone, Capricorn Sister |
| 4251 | He's a master baiter, he'll make them crawl for the hell of it. - Twisted Sister, Shoot Em' Down |
| 4252 | Hey you in the back, watch ya doing, whacking off or something? - Twisted Sister, Day Of The Rocker |
| 4253 | How can you do it alone? - The Who, How Can You Do It Alone |