CHAPTER 10 - COMIC BOOK DIPLOMAS (COMICS VS. THE CLASSICS)
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 2322 | A modern day warrior mean mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer mean mean pride. - Rush, Tom Sawyer |
| 2323 | American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing. - Del Amitri, Nothing Ever Happens |
| 2324 | Another chance has been engaged to throw Thoureau and rearrange. - REM, Finest Worksong |
| 2325 | Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear. - Beastie Boys, Hey Ladies |
| 2326 | Call in the Caped Crusader, Green Hornet, Kato, too. I'm in so much trouble I don't know what to do. - Aretha Franklin, Save Me |
| 2327 | Calling all citizens all over the world, this is Captain America calling. - The Kinks, Catch Me Now I'm Falling |
| 2328 | Captain America has been torn apart, now he's a court jester with a broken heart. - Guns and Roses, Paradise City |
| 2329 | Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe. - The Beatles, I Am The Walrus |
| 2330 | Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear. - Rocky Horror Picture Show, Science Fiction Double Feature |
| 2331 | Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger. - Coolio, Smiling |
| 2332 | From the day that Eve did Adam and down to Romeo and Juliet, everybody has got to have flesh. - Aerosmith, Flesh |
| 2333 | Go to hell with Superman and die like a champion. - Bad Religion, Do What You Want |
| 2334 | Go-kart Mozart was checking out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside. - Bruce Springsteen; Manfred Mann, Blinded By The Light |
| 2335 | He did ten years in Attica, reading Nietzsche and Wilhelm Reich. - Bob Dylan, Joey |
| 2336 | He starts to shake and cough, just like the old man in the book by Nabokov. - The Police, Don't Stand So Close To Me |